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The limo I am riding in does not have enough leg room.

May 25, 2013 @ 02:55 PM by Kim from Los Angeles, CA
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I got shampoo in my shower beer.

May 23, 2013 @ 12:57 PM by Michael from Rochester, NY
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I missed the light because an ambulance drove by.

May 22, 2013 @ 01:23 PM by James from Youngstown, OH
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I can not decide whether to study abroad in Spain or Italy.

May 21, 2013 @ 01:55 PM by William from Syracuse, NY
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I need experience to get a job but I need a job to get experience.

May 20, 2013 @ 01:33 PM by Tyler from Los Angeles, CA
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I have to charge the key to my motorcycle.

May 19, 2013 @ 02:52 PM by Ryan from West Palm Beach, FL
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I ran out of hot water halfway through a shower.

May 18, 2013 @ 02:08 PM by Amy from Los Angeles, CA
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I want to wear my expensive headphones but they mess up my hair.

May 17, 2013 @ 01:13 PM by Michelle from Pittsburgh, PA
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My massage therapist wants to make conversation.

May 16, 2013 @ 03:07 PM by Lisa from Fort Plain, NY
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I have plenty of food, but nothing to eat.

May 15, 2013 @ 09:06 PM by Alice from Birmingham, UK
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