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Sometimes I have to swipe my debit card a couple of times before it works.

Mar 24, 2013 @ 12:58 PM by Mary from Miami, FL
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My refrigerator is so full of food and drink that I have to move things to reach what I want.

Mar 23, 2013 @ 01:31 PM by Michael from Higgins, TX
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One of my shoes is tied tighter than the other.

Mar 22, 2013 @ 01:15 PM by Steve from Mansfield, TX
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I have so much food in my fridge that it blocks the light.

Mar 21, 2013 @ 01:05 PM by Greg from Washington, DC
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The gas pump automatically printed a receipt without asking.

Mar 20, 2013 @ 12:42 PM by Ken from Victoria, TX
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McDonald's was out of Shamrock Shakes so I had to settle for chocolate.

Mar 19, 2013 @ 11:31 AM by Doug from New York, NY
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The waitress just topped off my perfectly sweetened coffee.

Mar 18, 2013 @ 11:38 AM by Diane from Tallahassee, FL
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The plastic spoon that came with my ice cream sundae is too small to reach the bottom of the cup.

Mar 17, 2013 @ 01:10 PM by Dan from Reno, NV
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My club sandwich was not cut into triangles.

Mar 16, 2013 @ 01:55 PM by Ashley from Columbus, NM
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The third notch on my belt is too loose but the fourth notch is too tight.

Mar 15, 2013 @ 02:19 PM by Stephen from New York, NY
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