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My chauffeur was late picking me up.

Apr 14, 2013 @ 01:20 PM by Aaron from Savannah, GA
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My cat is too lazy to chase around a laser pointer.

Apr 13, 2013 @ 02:03 PM by Mark from Mesa, AZ
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I am on my last box of Girl Scout cookies.

Apr 12, 2013 @ 03:19 PM by Angela from Norwich, CT
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Whenever my friends and I go anywhere they make me drive because I have the nicest car.

Apr 11, 2013 @ 05:54 PM by Brian from Memphis, TN
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The two channels I am watching keep having commercials at the same time.

Apr 10, 2013 @ 02:09 PM by Jesse from Los Angeles, CA
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I have too many devices using my Netflix account.

Apr 9, 2013 @ 02:18 PM by Daniel from Baltimore, MD
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I forgot to charge my electric bike last night and now I have to pedal it.

Apr 8, 2013 @ 01:45 PM by Thomas from Myrtle Beach, SC
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My girlfriend watches reality singing competition shows.

Apr 7, 2013 @ 02:03 PM by Dave from Las Vegas, NV
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There is a fly in my house.

Apr 6, 2013 @ 02:06 PM by Helen from Cordelia, CA
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My bag of pistachios had a few whose shell was completely shut.

Apr 5, 2013 @ 02:24 PM by James from Houston, TX
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