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The free soda I got from the vending machine is diet.

Feb 15, 2013 @ 02:14 PM by Will from Sacramento, CA
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My gourmet red velvet cupcake had french vanilla frosting.

Feb 14, 2013 @ 03:06 PM by Rebecca from San Jose, CA
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I am too tall to have a bubble bath.

Feb 13, 2013 @ 01:55 PM by Lisa from Athens, GA
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I had to use a mouse with no scroll wheel while searching for books at the library.

Feb 12, 2013 @ 12:43 PM by Michael from Winslow, AZ
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The speech-to-text on my phone does not understand me when I have been drinking.

Feb 11, 2013 @ 01:19 PM by Will from Mamaroneck, NY
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The valet adjusted the seat when he parked my car.

Feb 10, 2013 @ 02:00 PM by Brad from Farmingdale, NY
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I want to bake chocolate chip cookies but I already ate the bag of chocolate chips.

Feb 9, 2013 @ 10:37 PM by Ashley from New Haven, CT
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I ordered a blueberry scone from Starbucks and it only contained two blueberries.

Feb 8, 2013 @ 03:44 PM by Sean from Virginia Beach, VA
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My country still uses pennies.

Feb 7, 2013 @ 02:08 PM by Amy from Greensboro, NC
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My second pillow fell on the floor but my bed is slightly too elevated to reach it.

Feb 6, 2013 @ 02:35 PM by Kim from Irvine, CA
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